Saturday, July 11, 2009

What are they thinking?

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Kovalev a Sen!?!?!?

A decent addition here by BM the GM. Talented? Yes. Enigmatic? Perhaps.
Bottom line, this team was lacking skill and Kovy brings it in spades. He is a decent all around player as well, killing penalties from time to time in Montreal.
Keep in mind, Sens fans, Kovalev hasn't exactly played with top tier centermen over the last few years. Spezza is probably the best playmaker he's played with since his 90+ point season several years ago. Word has it Coach Cory's system intrigued him and was a big factor in his signing here.

On the Heatley front, rumour has it that Columbus has entered the fray. My guess is that BM the GM asks for Brassard in return.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Douchebag Dany Cleans out the Senators

The Sens are left with that "not so fresh" feeling after Douchebag Dany demands to be traded then nixes the best trade Murray could get for him.

This guy unbelievable. He is a team mate killer, a coach killer, and now a killer of an entire team's hopes of landing a decent free agent and perhaps killing their hopes of returning to the playoffs.

There is no way that Murray gives him away for nothing especially after paying his royal doucheness a cool $4million for the upcoming season. There is no way Murray wants him back into the Sens locker room this fall. So what is BM the GM to do? Send Dany in all his douchebaginess to the AHL. Call it a conditionning assignment to recondition is obviously dysfunctional brain. Of course his royal doucheness will never report to ply his craft in the vagina that is Binghamton so, BM the GM will suspend him. Hell, Edmonton is a way nicer vag than Bingo and he couldn't be drawn to go there, right?

The Sens own his vinegar and water until 2013-2014. I for one would rather see him suspended for that entire time than see him traded to LA for a couple of California State IOU's and a free boob job from Dr. 90210.

Don't think for a second that Melnyk isn't thinking of a way to drain this douchbag dry while clearing his salary off the books.