Douchebag Dany Cleans out the Senators

The Sens are left with that "not so fresh" feeling after Douchebag Dany demands to be traded then nixes the best trade Murray could get for him.

This guy unbelievable. He is a team mate killer, a coach killer, and now a killer of an entire team's hopes of landing a decent free agent and perhaps killing their hopes of returning to the playoffs.

There is no way that Murray gives him away for nothing especially after paying his royal doucheness a cool $4million for the upcoming season. There is no way Murray wants him back into the Sens locker room this fall. So what is BM the GM to do? Send Dany in all his douchebaginess to the AHL. Call it a conditionning assignment to recondition is obviously dysfunctional brain. Of course his royal doucheness will never report to ply his craft in the vagina that is Binghamton so, BM the GM will suspend him. Hell, Edmonton is a way nicer vag than Bingo and he couldn't be drawn to go there, right?

The Sens own his vinegar and water until 2013-2014. I for one would rather see him suspended for that entire time than see him traded to LA for a couple of California State IOU's and a free boob job from Dr. 90210.

Don't think for a second that Melnyk isn't thinking of a way to drain this douchbag dry while clearing his salary off the books.